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Marisa Tomei Slides Off The Stripper Pole & Gets Caught In Spider-Man’s Web As Aunt May!

By: Adam Basciano

Marissa Tomei - stripper

Never in my life did I ever think I’d find Spider-Man’s Aunt May sexually attractive! Well thanks to Marvel and Sony’s recent casting decision, Adam is very sexually confused at the moment. “Sources tell Variety that Marisa Tomei is the choice to play Aunt May in the next installment of the “Spider-Man” franchise. The studios are still in the process of finding a writer to join Watts in the screenwriting process but insiders explained that the top brass also wanted to lock down other actors who would appear in multiple films so schedules could be worked out before shooting commences next year.” Marisa Tomei is 50, so with Peter Parker/Spider-Man being 15/16 in this new series of films, the age range makes sense.  All I can say is., something is tingling folks, and it’s not my Spidey-Sense!

(Source: Variety)


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